纽约市下水道
- 听好了 - 是 - Listen up. - Sir.
我们要找巴克斯特·斯托克曼博士 We're going after Dr. Baxter Stockman.
前宇宙技术研究所基因科学家 He was TCRI's lead genetic scientist,
他走了邪路 but he went rogue,
窃取耗资数十亿的研究成果 stole billions of dollars' worth of research
而且以此创造出了变种生物 and created an actual mutant.
他躲在一栋废弃大楼的临时实验室里 He's holed up in a makeshift lab of an abandoned building.
你们手里都有 Each of you has been issued
一把高性能抗变种中和枪 a high- powered antimutant neutralizer.
不管他创造了什么 开枪毁掉 Whatever Stockman's made, this can unmake it.
辛西娅·奥特姆会在总部亲自指挥 Cynthia Utrom herself will be quarterbacking from HQ.
要补充吗 辛西娅 Anything to add, Cynthia?
这次任务对我们是极其重要的 This mission is of the utmost importance.
如果任务失败 后果自负 Failure will be frowned upon.
去抓住斯托克曼的变种生物 Bring me Stockman's mutant
把他手里的原料都给我带回来 and whatever he used to make it.
你们都听到了 准备战斗 You heard her, boys. Lock and load.
是 长官 Yes, sir!
我成功了 小家伙 我改进了软泥 I've done it, little one. I've perfected the ooze.
你为爸爸感到高兴吗 Are you excited for Daddy?
宇宙技术研究所那帮人 My friends at TCRI...
想把你当作武器 want to use you as a weapon.
我绝对不能接受 I couldn't allow that.
现在 我们安全了 But we're safe now.
不久后 你就会有兄弟姐妹了 Soon I'll make you brothers and sisters.
我们将组成一个真正的家庭 A real family for both of us.
我从没有过家人 小家伙 I never had a family, little one.
没人喜欢我 Nobody liked me.
用来做实验的动物 I always felt a greater connection
比起人类 我还是更喜欢 to the animals I experimented on than people.
我创造你们这些小家伙 So with you and your siblings...
就相当于组建家庭 I'm creating a family.
我们终于能获得幸福了 I think we can finally be happy.
快 快 快 Move, move!
- 进来了 - 散开 - Go, go! - Spread out!
快 快 快 Move, move, move!
别动 不许动 Freeze! Don't move!
发现目标 Get visuals.
样本放在哪里了 Where is the specimen?
不在这儿 It's not here.
等等 小心点 你别出声 Wait, wait, be careful. Stay quiet.
啊 在那边儿 Huh? Over there!
不要开火 必须活捉 Cease- fire! We need them alive!
不许乱动 Don't move.
不 不 别开枪 No! No, don't shoot!
这些化学品容易爆炸 不 The chemicals are highly volatile! No!
- 进去看看 - 嗯哼 - Let's go in. - Uh- huh.
辛西娅 很抱歉 Cynthia, I'm sorry.
全都被毁了 We lost everything.
把能找到的东西都带回来 Bring me anything you can find.
一定要复制出他的研究成果 We will replicate his research,
无论我们要耗费多长时间 no matter how long it takes.
巴克斯特·斯托克曼的变种生物必须存活 Baxter Stockman's creations must live on!
有了这 一种新的生命形式也将由此诞生 And with it, a new form of life itself.
忍者神龟：变种大乱斗
十五年后…
斯普林特大师今晚 Master Splinter has given us
给了我们一项重要的任务 a very important mission for tonight.
目标就在马路对面 The target is across the street.
大家隐匿身形 用智慧 We must use stealth and cunning
潜入人类世界 并找回 to infiltrate the human world and retrieve...
酸奶棒 Go- GURT.
- 酸奶棒 - 行了 蝙蝠侠 - Go- GURT... - Okay, Batman.
我是想让你们兴奋点 I'm just trying to hype you guys up.
好了 给我单子 还要拿什么 Ok give me that list. What else are we getting?
- 大桶脱脂牛奶 - 好 - Four quarts of nonfat milk... - Nice.
冰淇淋 蔬菜水果 ice cream, fruits and veggies...
还有分享装的农场口味玉米片 and a party- size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.
我喜欢奶酪玉米棒 I like cheese puffs.
他特别强调了要分享装的 He was very specific about the party size.
下面画了两道杠 He underlined it twice.
多纳 你负责日用品 Alright Donnie, you're on toiletries.
好的 Got it.
拉斐 你负责补给食物 Raph, you're stocking up the pantry.
还有米开 你负责垃圾食品 And Mikey, you're on junk food.
遵命 Yessirski.
记住了 别让人类看到你们 这是为什么呢 And remember... don't let any human see you. Because why?
人类是地球上最恶毒的败类 "Humans are the demon scum of the earth.
绕着他们走 不要打招呼 Avoid them, don't say hi.
他们热衷于残杀一切异类 They lust to murder that which is different from them.
与他们接触等于自杀 To interact with them is to die."
我知道 客观来讲这些都是偏见 And hey, I know that's objectively prejudiced,
可这是老爸教的 but that's what Dad taught us.
老实说 我觉得人类挺酷的 碧昂丝 Uh, I think humans seem kind of cool, to be honest. Beyoncé...
没有人类就没有流行乐 We wouldn't have K- pop- without humans.
德雷克 没有歌手比他更棒了 Drake. The GOAT of all time.
我想和汤姆·布拉迪共进午餐 I would love to have brunch with Tom Brady.
盖伊·菲埃里看着很有趣 Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang.
而且我一直想去美味城 And I've always wanted to go to Flavortown.
我们都觉得人类很酷 不过得先干活 Look, we all think humans are cool, but we got a job to do.
出发 Let's go!
出发了 我是莱昂 我是老大 "Let's go, I'm Leo." "I'm the leader."
听着像得了支气管炎 You sound like you have bronchitis.
监控二
玉米片
分享装玉米片
今日 曼哈顿城区再度发生一起 Terror strikes the heart of Manhattan yet again today
嚣张且致命的恐怖抢劫案件 with another brazen and deadly heist.
一台工业级电源转换器 An industrial- grade power converter
在运输途中被盗 was stolen mid- transport.
警方担心这与 Police fear it's connected
最近发生的其他致命盗窃案有关 with a recent string of other deadly thefts.
纽约市民生活在恐惧之中 New Yorkers live in fear.
家长们纷纷呼吁实行宵禁 Parents citywide are calling for a curfew
直至罪犯落网 until the criminal is caught.
案件唯一线索指向一个神秘的幕后主使 But the only lead is a mysterious mastermind
人称 超级苍蝇 known on the streets as Superfly.
真不错 Not bad.
可以顺顺利利回家了 Heading home on a good note.
把这些东西带回 Let's get these groceries back...
哇 什么 Whoa, whoa, what?
我们刚出来一小时 拜托 别急着回去 We've been out for an hour. Come on, let's stay out.
你们别闹 我们说好不再这么做了 Yeah come on. We said we weren't gonna do this anymore.
上周去麦迪逊广场花园看了尼克斯队的篮球赛 Last week was Madison Square Garden to watch the Knicks.
上上周看了阿黛尔的演唱会 The week before that was the Adele concert.
她唱功太厉害了 She hit them notes like crazy!
简直无与伦比 It was transcending!
让爸爸发现 我们会被禁足 Splinter's gonna catch on. We're gonna get grounded.
他这么宅 根本不知道做这些事要多久 He's a shut- in. He doesn't know how long it takes to do things.
在他看来 我们要花三小时才能到杂货店 For all he knows, it takes us three hours to get to the bodega.
我们答应过不再胡闹的 We told him we wouldn't mess around anymore.
布鲁克林有露天电影院 There's an outdoor movie night in Brooklyn.
希望是搞笑电影 Yeah. I hope it's a funny one.
希望是暴力片 I hope it's violent.
淡定点儿 拉斐 You need to chill out, Raph.
别闷闷不乐的 莱昂 快走 Stop moping, Leo. Let's go!
那好吧 等等 Fine. Wait up!
老天爷 Oh, snap.
那马甲太时髦了吧 Oh wow, that vest is a choice.
真想有这样的秀发 I wish I had hair like that.
我只希望有头发就好 I wish I had hair, period.
我们的确年纪轻轻就秃了 We did go bald at a young age.
真实的高中是这样的吗 Is this high school, like, in real life?
对 上了高中 Yeah, you go to high school,
就能随时混进狂欢游行 you can just hijack a parade whenever you want.
这也太棒了吧 Yeah. Can you imagine that?
是啊 我真的一点都不嫉妒 Yeah, I'm totally not jealous at all.
喝光 喝光 Do it! Do it!
希望有一天我们人见人爱 Eh. Maybe one day everyone will love us
就像春天不是读书天那样 like everyone loves Ferris Bueller.
对 有一天 也许会 Yeah. Yeah, you know, maybe one day.
回家了 伙计们 Let's get home, guys.
我们走吧 Guys, let's go.
年轻真好 想去哪里就去哪里 I love being young and free to go places!
大家保持安静 Everybody be quiet.
你安静点 You be quiet.
我已经很小声了 我已经最小声了 I'm literally whispering. I cannot be more quiet.
我来制造白噪声 I'll make white noises.
米开 别闹 Mikey, stop.
嘘 Shh.
兄弟 你那样更吵了 Dude, that makes it louder.
孩子们 你们去哪儿了 Boys, where have you been?
我都快担心死了 I've been freaking out!
真对不起 爸爸 We're sorry, Dad. Listen...
是这么一回事 It was this one thing...
有一只猫 你知道我害怕猫 所以 It was this cat, and you know I'm scared of cats, so...
没错 猫 Yeah, the cat.
你们先等一下 Wait a second.
你们说去杂货店 马上就会回来 You said you would go shopping, then come right back.
到底去哪儿了 Where were you?
呃 那只猫 Uh... The cat was...
很抱歉 斯普林特 We're sorry, Splinter.
大家想去看电影 我没能阻止他们 The guys wanted to see a movie. I tried to talk 'em out of it.
莱昂 Leo!
什么 你们去和人类一起看电影了 What? You watch a movie with the humans? Ugh!
- 告密的鼠辈 - 嘿 - You ratted us out. - Hey.
骂人别带“鼠”字 那样不好 Don't use that word that way.
现在都2023年了 I mean, it's 2023.
抱歉 爸爸 Sorry, Dad.
没什么大不了的 It wasn't that big a deal!
就是看了场电影而已 我们没事 We just watched a movie and came back! We're fine!
嗯 Hmm.
是不是又忘了 You forgot, huh?
你们忘了为什么说人类是卑鄙可憎的怪物 You don't remember why human are disgusting monsters?
他们为什么危险 Why they're dangerous?
我们为什么会像奶牛一样被榨干 Why they're gonna milk us for our blood?
老爸 我们不是奶牛 We don't even have nipples!
那好吧 再讲一遍那个故事 I'm gonna tell the story again.
不要 简直度日如年 老爸 I get a year older every time.
这次我要讲加长版的 Just for that, I tell you the long version.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
故事始于十五年前 It all started 15 years ago.
那时我二十多岁 青春年少 I was young rat in my 20s.
不信你看 我风华正茂 每天都过得兴高采烈 Look at me! I was so cute. I was on top of the world.
不 日子过得其实悲惨 我活得很痛苦 No, I was the bottom of the world. It was terrible!
没人喜欢我 我也没什么朋友 Nobody liked me. I had no friends.
浣熊不喜欢我 连狗都讨厌我 Raccoons didn't like me. Dogs don't like me.
你们知道谁最讨厌我吗 是人类 You know who hate me the most? Humans!
我有过一位朋友 是一只蟑螂 I had one friend. He was a cockroach.
我们相处得很愉快 他名叫凯文 We got along very well. His name was Kevin.
后来 我吃了他 And then I ate him.
有一天 One day,
一切都改变了 everything changed.
那是我这辈子第一次遇到 You was the first things I met
不想伤害或吃了我的生物 that didn't want to kill me or eat me.
我不忍心丢下你们 I couldn't just leave you there.
当时 你们身上沾满了 You was covered in this wooze
别人倒进下水道的烂泥 that someone dump in the sewers.
不知道那是什么物质 Whatever this wooze was,
让我们发生了变异 it transformed us.
因为我年纪大 就变成了年长的鼠人 Because I was older, I became older rat man.
你们当时都是婴儿 You guys was babies,
所以 看起来还是龟宝宝的样子 so you stayed baby turtle creatures.
其实仔细想想 这事非常符合逻辑 If you think about that, it couldn't make more sense.
是有一点奇怪 但我们是一家人 It was weird, but we became a family.
- 哇 - 噢 - Whoa! - Oh!
你们对人类世界十分着迷 You were obsessed with the human world.
我决定带你们出去试试 So I decide to give a shot.
哇 Wow!
不好意思 对不起 Oh, I am so sorry. Excuse me.
呃 Uh...
但并不顺利 It didn't go well.
我的天啊 那是老鼠人 Oh, my God, it's a rat man!
老鼠人 Rat man?
你们快看 老鼠人 Everybody, look! It's a rat man!
不是老鼠人 劣质米老鼠人偶服而已 It's not a rat man, it's just a bad Mickey Mouse costume.
是真的 我碰到了 我碰到了 It's real! I touched it!
变种老鼠 You rat!
杀了这个老鼠人 Kill the rat man!
孩子们 Boys!
米开 Mikey!
看 那里 Look, there he is!
那不是猫 是只老鼠 That's not a cat. It's a rat!
那天 我就发誓 绝对不会让你们再次 That day I promised to never let you get hurt,
受到伤害 ever again.
于是 我立志要找到 I needed to find a way
一种能解锁古老忍术秘诀的办法 to unlock ancient secrets of ninjutsu.
从而可以让身体变成致命的武器 How to turn a body into a weapon of death.
最终 我找到了 And I found it.
克里·李的自卫指南
五种简单的长棍技法
我是忍者 I'm a ninja!
本以为需要人类世界 We thought we needed the human world,
可是 我们只需要彼此 but we only needed each other.
所以我才如此严厉 懂吗 That's why I'm so strict, you know?
你们几个就是我的全部 You boys are all I got.
而且我这辈子 只有你们了 And you're all I'll ever have.
- 那可未必 - 信了吧 - You don't know that. - I do!
见过我这岁数的同类吗 变种生物可没多少 You know other mutants my age? It's a really small pool.
没有能和变种女士搭讪的软件 There's no app to meet other mutant ladies.
相信我 我每天都在查 Trust me. I check every day.
- 对 - 这倒是 - Yeah. - That's true.
好了 其实我也不想这么做 Look, I really don't want to do this.
一个月不许离开下水道 No leave the sewer for one month.
- 什么 - 是的 没错 - Seriously? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我心意已决 就这样 我说完了 I made up my mind. That's it. I'm done.
糟糕透了 This sucks!
拉斐 别这样 Hey, Raph, come on.
闭嘴 莱昂 Shut up, Leo.
米开 Mikey.
这下你高兴了吧 老大 Was it worth it, Mr. Leader?
兄弟们 Hey, guys?
如果我们不是怪物 能被人类社会接受 If we weren't monsters that were shunned by society
还能做想做的事情 and could actually do what we wanted,
你们会干什么 what would you guys do?
说实话 我只希望能过普通日子 I mean, if I'm being honest, I'd just be normal. You know?
是啊 或去读高中 Yeah, like go to high school.
或者找个女朋友 参加舞会 Maybe get a girlfriend, go to prom.
你那两下子 得了吧 With your rizz, not likely.
我就是想离开这个下水道 I just gotta get out of this sewer, man.
虽然我很喜欢你们 但这辈子我都不会快乐 I like you guys and all, but I simply cannot live a happy life
如果我知道在临死前 knowing that your faces are the last things
最后只能见到你们 I'm gonna see before I die.
算了吧 兄弟们 那是不可能成真的 Well, uh, guess what, guys? It's never gonna happen, so,
我们还是别做梦了 let's stop talking about it, all right?
冰淇淋
好了 大家注意 All right, focus up.
载有放射性储存装置的货车 The truck containing the radioactive storage unit
一分钟后到达 is one minute out.
收到 Copy that.
这次千万不能搞砸 Let's not mess this up, guys.
超级苍蝇不会饶恕失败者 Superfly doesn't take kindly to errors.
要用这些奇怪的装置来做什么 Any idea what he's building with all this weird equipment?
别管了 只要付我们报酬就好 Who cares? As long as the check clears, am I right?
目标出现 Target's approaching.
距离警察到达还有六十秒 Sixty seconds till police response.
还有三十秒 动作快点 Thirty seconds. We got to move.
啊 Huh?
别太得意了 Let's not get carried away.
嘿 大家保持冷静 Hey, hey, hey, everybody, just keep your cool!
有警察 Cops!
这次躲不过去了 Guys, there's no way out of this.
我们怎么办 What are we gonna do?
超级苍蝇会杀了我们 Superfly's gonna kill us!
正在追捕嫌犯 沿百老汇向南 In pursuit of suspects. Moving south on Broadway.
哇 什么 Whoa, whoa. What?
啊 Huh?
天呐 这是什么鬼地方 Oh, man, what is this place?
天啊 那是 那个是 Dear God, is that... That's... He's...
你真的是 You really are...
超级苍蝇 Superfly.
宇宙技术研究所财产
距离上次变种试验成功 五千七百四十五天
又出事了 我们一辆货车被劫 It happened again. One of our trucks got hit.
他们偷走了放射性储存装置 They stole a radioactive storage unit this time.
飞翔的冰淇淋车 Flying ice cream?
今日 曼哈顿城区再次发生抢劫案 Another robbery today in midtown Manhattan.
纽约市民感到惊骇不已 New Yorkers were stunned.
家 蝇
给所有的货物都安装上追踪器 Put tracking devices on all shipments.
我们是时候会会这只超级苍蝇 It's time we met this Superfly.
来吧 扔高点 扔高点 Yeah, lob it up. Lob it up.
先不要动 不要动 Stay still. Stay still.
快 快 快 Now, now, now!
简直帅爆了 That is sick, dude!
太棒了 That is awesome!
好了 各位 我们刚刚解除禁足 回家吧 Come on, guys, we just got ungrounded, all right? Let's go home.
莱昂 能问个问题吗 Leo, can I ask you a question?
问吧 拉斐 What, Raph?
你总拍老爸的马屁 不觉得奇怪吗 Is it weird to have your head so far up Dad's butt?
是不是有股奇怪的味道 Does it smell weird up there?
肯定很像奶酪和玉米片的味道 I bet it smells like cheese and Doritos.
好笑 真好笑 Ha- ha- ha, guys. Very funny!
抱歉 我们听不清楚 Sorry, we can't hear you.
马屁太响了 听不清你说什么 Your voice is too muffled through the cheese.
怎么不模仿蝙蝠侠说话了 Try that Batman voice again.
来看这个慢动作 Yo, check this out in slo- mo.
这是我见过最酷的画面 That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
- 好 - 太棒了 - Whoa! Yeah! - That's cool.
再试一次忍者飞镖 Hey, let's try that again but with ninja stars.
很好 全神贯注 拉斐 Okay, eye of the tiger, Raph.
集中注意力 Focus up, come on.
准备好 各位 必须是我来举这个吗 You're good. Guys, uh, do I have to be the one to hold this?
没错 不然还有谁 米开 Yes. Who else is gonna do it, Mikey?
不用害怕 米开 没问题的 放松点 Don't worry about it, Mikey. You're fine. Chill.
他完蛋了 He's gonna die.
为什么要选和我脑袋形状一样的水果 Hey! Why did we pick a fruit shaped exactly like my head?
你的脑袋既像斯特威 又像阿诺德 Your head looks like Stewie had a baby with "Hey, Arnold."
别说话了 这样我没法集中精神 Stop talking! You're ruining my concentration.
来吧 拉斐 All right, Raph.
三 二 Three, two...
听到了吗 什么声音 Did you hear that? What was that?
嘿 楼顶的家伙 Hey! You on the roof!
你们用忍者飞镖砸中了我的脑袋 You just hit me in the head with a ninja star.
她怎么回事 What's her deal?
她冲我们大喊大叫 She's yelling at us a lot.
我们用忍者飞镖打中了她 所以她很生气 I think she's mad that we hit her with the ninja star.
或许我们应该下去跟她聊聊 Maybe we should go down and talk to her.
去问问情况 You know, check in on her?
下去跟她聊聊 知道怎么搭讪吗 "Can we go down there?" What's your pickup line?
停 不许串通一气 懂吗 这里是 No, don't sidebar. Huh? This is one of the most...
那个人好像在帮她 I think that guy's helping her.
他好像在偷她的摩托车 Uh, I think he's stealing her scooter.
姑娘 看后边 Hey, lady, behind you!
别冲我大吼大叫 We just need to skip the conversation.
不 你的摩托车 你欠我 No, your scooter! You owe me money!
嘿 你干什么 Hey! What are you doing?
他要逃走了 He's getting away.
我们好心提醒她 只能这样了 We tried to warn her. Nothing more we can do.
你们想吃比萨 You guys want to grab pizza?
不 她摩托车被偷 都是因为我们 No. She got her scooter stolen, and it's our fault.
一定要帮帮她 We have to fix this.
没错 是挺糟糕 可我们一定要帮她吗 Yeah, that sucks, but do we have to fix this?
是她在错误的时间 出现在了错误的地方 Technically, she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
不能全怪我们 It's not really our fault.
我要帮这位 I gotta get the scooter back
美丽的人类女士找回摩托车 to this beautiful and charming human woman!
阿尔法阵型 出发 Alpha formation, go!
哇 他的荷尔蒙仿佛瞬间爆发了 Whoa. I think all of his hormones just kicked in at once.
跟着他 Follow him!
- 嘿 - 那是谁 - Hey! - Who was that?
好了 兄弟们 看好出口 All right, guys. Guard the exits.
我们的计划得万无一失 We're gonna need the most foolproof plan.
用上所有的忍术 Every single ninja technique.
首先 隐踪潜行 挡住大门 I need you to use stealth to block the doors and...
你说大干一场吗 喔嗬 Did you say go loud? Whoo- hoo!
- 拉斐 - 噢 - Raph! Raph! - Oh, oh.
- 喔嗬 - 拉斐 - Whoo- hoo! - Raph! Raph!
喔 Whoo.
这里人真不少 That's a lot of guys.
看着不像善茬 They look really mean.
那是一群什么鬼东西 What the heck are those things?
是时报广场上的那帮人吧 I think it's those guys that work in Times Square.
穿人偶服 就像保险公司的壁虎 You know, the mascots? Yeah, the GEICO geckos.
看着像几个小怪物史瑞克 They look more like little Shreks to me.
大家别怕 苦练多年 就为这一刻 This is fine. We've prepared our whole lives for this.
我们从来没有和别人打过架 We've never been in a fight before.
不知道你们发现没有 我只有一根大棍子 I don't know if you noticed, all I've got is a big stick.
为什么我要用大棍子 How did I end up with a big stick?
或许能用笑声缓和气氛 Maybe we diffuse this sitch with laughter.
你可没那么搞笑 You're not funny enough for that.
废话少说 我天天盼着能打一架 Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night.
你情绪管理有问题 拉斐 You've got a rage problem, Raph.
这都不是事 It's not a problem!
喔 Whoo!
铁叉乱飞 Rogue sai!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
天啊 我要吐了 Oh, my... I'm gonna be sick.
那还插在我的腿上 It's still in my leg!
米开 小心 Mikey, watch out!
好吧 我们开局不太顺利 兄弟们 Okay, we're not off to a great start, guys.
也许我们的悲惨往事能让他们产生共鸣 Maybe they'll see the humanity in our tragic backstory.
干掉这帮史瑞克 Murder the Shreks!
没引起共鸣 没有共鸣 They don't see it. They don't see it.
配合我 莱昂 Think fast, Leo!
你干什么 What are you doing?
- 啊 - 喔 - Huh? - Whoo!
好的 拉斐 你去左边 All right, Raph, you go left,
我去 I go- -
怎么回事 让你去左边 What the heck? I said go left!
拿下他了 I got him!
米开 小心 Mikey, watch out!
太慢了 没打着 Too slow! Psych!
见鬼 真够吵的 Dang, that's loud.
退后 我可有一根大棍子 Back off! I've got a big stick!
史瑞克 找死啊 Shrek, you want to die?
怎么 What the...
- 抱歉 抱歉 - 你要付出代价 - Sorry, sorry. - You'll pay for that!
不要再朝我扔东西了 Ow! Quit throwing stuff at me!
该怎么办 What do we do?
去找那个美女的摩托车 Save the beautiful human woman's scooter!
呃哦 Uh- oh.
厉害吧 完美着陆 Eat that, no crumbs!
好了 冷静 Okay, chill out!
米开 小心 Mikey, watch out!
他在围着我们玩东京漂移 He's Tokyo drifting around us.
这就叫帅 I'm awesome.
- 太厉害了 - 帅 拉斐 - Aw, nice! - Yeah, Raph!
兄弟们 你们快看 Guys, look around!
我们成功了 We did it!
我们成功了 我帮了大忙 We did that! I totally helped.
快躲起来 Hide, hide, hide.
你好 我手无寸铁 是来找摩托车的 Hello, I'm an unarmed noncombatant here for her scooter.
哇 Whoa.
你们被收拾了一顿 Y'all got your butts whupped.
我真的没想到今天这事会变成这样 This is really not how I thought this night was gonna go.
等等 你们在哪儿 Wait. Where'd you guys go?
嘿 Hey.
我看到你们了 Hey, I see you in there.
她好像能看到我们 I think she can see us.
她看不到 She can't.
她绝对看得到 She totally can!
忍者飞镖的事我就不追究了 I won't make a big deal about the ninja star.
你们帮我讨回摩托车 所以 我们扯平 You got my scooter back so I feel like that's square. Um...
多纳 你先出去 就你最亲切友善 Donnie, you go out first. You're the most inviting and friendly.
你们需要先商量一下 完全理解 I get that you have to huddle,
只不过现在 你们在阴影里藏得越久 but the longer you lurk in the shadows,
就渐渐变得越来越可疑 like, the more sus it gets every second.
她说我们可疑 She said we're sus!
情况不妙 这样可不好 That's not good. You know? Yeah.
而且现在更加可疑的是 你们在偷偷说可疑有多么 And now it's, like, doubly sus to be whispering about how sus...
- 嘿 - 你好吗 - Hey. - Wassup?
嘿 Hey.
你们是穿着乌龟装的犯罪克星吧 Oh, you're crime- fighters with turtle costumes.
不过 我说句实话 Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
应该有更好的动物可以选吧 I don't think all the good animals are taken.
像是鲨鱼 或是选择狼也可以 Sharks. Uh, there's wolves up for grabs.
你们这套服装 也太逼真了 Wow, the costumes are really crazy.
湿润的眼球看来像真的一样 These eyes are wet like real eyeballs.
你们怎么穿脱这身服装 How do you get this on and off?
是你的皮肤 That's your skin!
她摸了 我的皮肤 She touched... That's my skin.
你们是 你们是什么 What are you? What could you be?
可以边吃比萨边解释吗 Can we explain this over some pizza?
辣香肠口味的如何 How you guys feel about pepperoni?
她同意吃比萨 She's down for pizza?
真没想到会这么顺利 I didn't think it would get this far.
有个老鼠人 很久以前 在纽约城 So, there's this rat... Long ago, in New York City
我和我的兄弟们 是一群普通的小乌龟 my brothers and I... we were a bunch of turtles...
我不知道我们从哪里来 我们的爸爸又来了 This is... I don't know where we came from... our dad again...
打住 停停停 Stop. Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
你们曾经是普通的小乌龟 Okay, you were real baby turtles
后来碰到了一种神秘的软泥 who made contact with mystery ooze,
于是 从那时开始 你们慢慢长大了 and therefore started to age
从变种小乌龟变成 成年的变种男乌龟人 from mutant baby turtles to mutant- turtle- men- guys?
实际上是乌龟男孩 Uh, turtle boys, actually.
应该是青少年 I would say teens.
或者是酷酷的青少年 I would say cool teens.
没错 非常酷 Yeah, we're cool.
你们都是青少年 太棒了 非常好 Teenagers! Amazing. Insane.
那么 再详细说说 All right, well, tell me more.
说实话 我想了解关于你们的一切 Obviously, I want to know everything about you.
比方说 还有没有其他的变种乌龟 Like, is there more of you?
没有 只有我们 Nope, just us.
没有其他同类 "They are alone in the world."
以前有没有人问过你们这件事 And nobody's ever asked you about this
或者跟你们聊过 or talked to you about this?
我知道 对吧 I know, right?
没有 你是第一个 No, not really.
有时候我们会假装被采访 仅此而已 Sometimes we pretend to be on Wendy Williams, but that's it.
你为什么要记下来 Why you writing all this down?
我是一名记者 准确地说 是想当记者 Oh. I'm a journalist. Well, I want to be a journalist.
我现在为校刊撰稿 I write for my school paper.
是吗 Really?
我还以为你想当电视记者 I assumed you'd want to be on camera,
因为你看起来好像非常上镜 'cause you have a very camera- ready look.
不 不 我从没出过镜 Nope. No. Never on camera.
那好吧 Okay.
所以 我才来这儿 我在追踪超级苍蝇 I'm down here researching this story on Superfly
及其种种犯罪线索 and his string of super crimes.
警方说 如果不能尽快抓捕 The police have been talking about implementing
就要实行宵禁 对吧 this curfew if they don't find him soon.
家长们因为担心 取消了舞会 It spooked the parents, and they canceled prom.
我只不过是想将其绳之以法 I'm trying to help bring him to justice
这样一来 大家就都能安心了 so everyone can chill out or whatever.
但是你们 变种乌龟空手道青少年 But this! Turtle mutant karate teens.
我想这篇报道一定很精彩 I mean, this is a pretty good story.
其实 我们还没有考虑好 Look, I don't know if we should.
为什么 这种素材 简直千载难逢 Why not? This is gold! This is so good!
我们听说 如果被人类发现 We were taught that humans would try to destroy us
我们可能会有灭顶之灾 if they ever found out we ever existed.
我们会被杀掉 或被扔进实验室挤奶 You know, kill us, or put us in a lab and milk us.
我才不会呢 你们又不是奶牛 I wouldn't milk you. You don't even have nipples.
那人类女性 我有个问题 Look, human woman, I got a question.
希望你能如实回答 So just be straight with me.
世上还有像你这样的人吗 Do you think there are more people like you?
就是 可以接受我们的人 You know, people who will accept us?
没有 绝对不会有 No. No, absolutely not.
有一说一 不 绝不可能 Um, genuinely, no. There's no way.
果然 I knew it!
那好吧 证实了 It's confirmed. We're doomed.
等一下 等一下 Wait, wait, wait.
如果要我说实话 If I'm being honest...
我之所以不害怕你们几个是 I mean, the reason I'm not scared of you is,
因为你们帮助了我 you know, you guys helped me out.
如果不是这样 And if you hadn't,
我突然间 在马路上偶遇你们 and I had just, like, stumbled across you,
肯定会觉得毛骨悚然 yeah, I'd be very scared.
而且还会感觉很害怕 很恶心 I'd be really, um, freaked out and disgusted.
抱歉 我妈妈的短信 Sorry, my mom is texting.
是老爸的短信 他在担心我们 Dad is texting us! He's freaking out a bit.
看来 天下的父母都一样 Well, at least all parents are the same.
一模一样 A hundred percent.
是的 没错 Yeah, for sure.
我们爸爸绝对不是一只大老鼠 Our dad is definitely not a giant rat.
听着感觉他就是老鼠 That makes me feel like he's a rat.
一会儿 我把联系方式给你们 Well, I'll AirDrop you my contact,
如果有一天 and if you ever feel like
你们大家愿意 公布自己的身份什么的 you want to come out into the world or whatever,
那就联系我 just let me know.
我很想报道你们的新闻 真的 I would love to write a story about it, seriously.
晚安了 Good night.
她真不错 She seemed cool.
他又开始了 Here he goes again.
见一个爱一个 Every girl, man.
喜欢那样的 That's your type?
把联系方式给我 Give me that contact.
把联系方式给我 求你了 给我手机 Give me that contact! Please. Give me the phone!
真难以置信 It was sick!
你们也看到了 我多厉害 I mean, you guys saw it. I was, like, wow!
但我还是渴望更多 I want more, guys.
品尝到了生活的滋味 I got the taste of life,
我不想让那样滋味溜走 and I don't want to wash it out of my mouth.
希望一直留在舌尖 在我的喉咙里流转 I want it to linger on my tongue, swish around my throat and...
你的这个比喻已经越说越烂了 You're really driving this metaphor into the ground.
可他说得对 真不想放弃这么好的机会 But he's right. I mean, it was too good to give up on.
对 而且你们刚才也都听到 You guys heard April and the words that came out
艾普标致又美丽的嘴巴说出的那些话了 of her incredibly formed and beautiful mouth.
因为我们出手相助 才被她接受 The only reason she liked us was because we saved her.
她认为我们是英雄 She saw us as heroes.
如果大家都认为我们是英雄呢 So, what if everyone saw us as heroes?
什么意思 What do you mean?
兄弟们 快看 I mean, look!
最近案件主要嫌疑人超级苍蝇
我们可以用忍者技能解决掉超级苍蝇 We use our ninja skills to take out Superfly.
把他拖到市政厅去 We'll drag him up to City Hall,
当着警察的面扔到台阶上 然后说 dump him on the steps for the cops and say,
我们是阻止了超级苍蝇的英雄 "We're the heroes who stopped Superfly!
虽然相貌奇特 但我们支持正义 Yeah, we look a little different, but we're on your side."
接着 大家就会说 Everyone will be like,
那些乌龟挺好的 "Hey, those 'toitles' are all right.
我是布朗克斯区的出租车司机 I'm a cabbie from the Bronx."
这样 市民知道我们是好人 Then everyone in the city will think we're cool.
自然就会接纳我们 They'll accept us.
签在宝宝身上 "Sign my baby!"
然后 为英雄欢呼的人潮散去 And then, once the overall fanfare has settled down,
我们上个高中 正常地生活 we'll enroll in high school, where we'll be normal...
也有可能会比普通学生更受欢迎 if not slightly more popular than average... students.
好吧 我能明白你的意思 Okay, I'm following this.
就像复仇者联盟4里的绿巨人 It's like Hulk in Avengers: Endgame.
虽然他确实是个吓人的绿色大怪物 Sure, he's a giant, terrifying green monster,
但大家都知道他是救命恩人 but everyone knows he saved them,
都在小餐馆里跟他合影 so they're taking selfies with him in a diner.
那一段戏是马克·鲁法洛即兴发挥的 You know Mark Ruffalo mostly improvised that scene?
我知道 他反应很快 I know. He's good on his feet.
那个并不重要 好吗 Nobody cares about that, okay?
这个主意太好了 This is a great plan.
要是这招能成功 就不用和你们 If this works, I won't have to hang with you losers
这几块料混在一起了 for the rest of my life.
对啊 Yeah.
没错 说得太对了 Yeah! That's very true.
可是 爸爸那儿怎么办 Uh, what about Dad, though?
我想 老爸不需要知道这事 I mean, he doesn't really need to know about it.
你们说呢 Right?
如果想成功 就得找艾普帮忙 Look, if we're gonna do this, we'll have to get April's help.
她好像对超级苍蝇做了大量调查 Sounds like she's been doing tons of research on Superfly.
也许有重要线索 She probably has some good leads.
哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
你要加入 So you're in?
对 我加入 Yeah, I'm in.
走吧 我们成功了 米开 Let's go! We did it, Mikey!
你们好 乌龟 朋友们 Hello? Turtle... Fellas.
真的 真的是你们吗 Uh, hey. Is that you guys for real?
嗨 Hi...
艾普 对 我是莱昂 April. Yes, it's uh... Leo!
是这样 我们商量了一下 You know, we were talking...
是吗 Yeah?
- 想了一个方案 - 你说 - and we have a proposal. - Okay.
你帮我们找到超级苍蝇 You help us find Superfly,
我们负责抓捕他 你负责记录 we bring him to justice, you document it all,
等我们抓住他 你就发报道 and when we got him, you release the story,
你的毕业舞会不用取消 your prom is uncanceled,
我们会被世人当成英雄 and we get accepted by the world as heroes.
哇 好啊 好的 Wow. Yes. Uh, yeah.
好 当然 我是说 Okay. Sure. I mean...
说老实话 if I'm being honest,
我已经不琢磨这件事了 I totally stopped thinking about this.
因为我有好多事要干 I had a lot of things to do.
顺便问问 你们有耳朵吗 By the way, do you guys have ears?
你就说“有” 说“有”就行 Just say yes, just say yes.
应该有 I think so?
他们认为自己有耳朵 They think they have ears.
很好 完美 好的 Okay, perfect. Yes.
要不今晚八点在伊斯曼高中见吧 Um, how about we meet tonight, 8:00 p.m., Eastman High.
那会儿 学生都回家了 Everyone will be gone,
我的研究素材全在学校暗房里 and I've got all my research in the school darkroom.
好 好 这次 算是约会 Cool. Cool. So, uh, it's a date.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
不 不 你快挂电话 快挂了 No, no, just hang up. Just hang up.
能听见吗 You know what?
我这边好像信号不好 今晚见 It's like bad service or something. I'll see you tonight!
谁还敢说我不会搭讪 Who's got no rizz now?
抱歉 爸爸 有事出门 Sorry, Dad. Have to leave now.
我们出去啦 我们爱你哦 Heading out! Love you so much. Love you.
再见 亲亲 Goodbye. Kisses!
他们搞什么鬼 What are they up to?
喔嗬 Whoo- hoo!
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey! - Hey.
你们都过来了啊 从上面跳下来很危险的 You actually made it. That seemed very dangerous.
是吗 那没什么 Oh, that? Ha! Not at all.
危险对我们是家常便饭 I mean, we eat danger for breakfast.
我的便饭其实是带华夫饼的比萨 Actually, I eat pizza with bits of waffles on it.
听着奇怪 吃着还好 It's better than it sounds.
听着也很好吃 真的 It actually sounds delicious, honestly.
好了 那就 进来吧 Okay, well, uh, come on in.
真的 我们可以进去吗 Really? We can just go in there?
对啊 当然 Yeah, of course.
欢迎 来到伊斯曼高中 Welcome to Eastman High.
舞会取消
哇 Wow.
好奇怪啊 It's very strange.
我感觉 你们都挺想上高中的 I feel you guys actually want to go to high school.
对 没错 我们很想上高中 Yeah, we do. We very much do.
怎么 你不喜欢高中吗 Why? Don't you love high school?
喜欢啊 Oh, yeah, I mean,
我可是一个特别受欢迎的人 as a very popular and well- liked person,
我爱死高中了 I love high school, yeah.
不过 我的事先放一边吧 But don't worry about me.
这里 符合你们的预期吗 Is this living up to your dreams?
不 No.
是超出预期 进击的巨人 It's even better! Attack on Titan?
柜子主人绝对喜欢日本动漫 Whoever's locker this is likes anime.
这个人我不认识 I don't even know this person,
但他比我认识的人都了解我 and they get me more than anyone ever has!
各位 快看 Guys, look!
天啊 天啊 即兴喜剧社选拔 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Improv team tryouts!
我一定要报名 这也太棒了 I've got to sign up. This is amazing!
米开 你干什么 我们不是学生 Mikey, what are you... We don't even go here.
以后就是了 Yet.
两周后才选拔呢 The tryouts aren't for two weeks.
那时候就能报名了 We could be enrolled by then.
我还得写姓氏 They need a last name.
等等 我们姓什么 Wait, what's our last name?
不知道 我根本没想过这问题 I've never thought about that, actually.
我们都没有姓氏吗 Do we not have last names?
我们是谁 Who are we?
没事 我把名字拆开就好 It's okay. I'll just break it up.
迈克尔 安杰洛 Michael Angelo.
我是迈克尔·安杰洛 Hey, I'm Michael Angelo.
完美 Perfecto.
那你就叫莱昂·纳多 That makes you Leo Nardo!
纳多 Nardo!
- 嘿 纳多 - 纳多 - Hey, Nardo. - Nardo.
可以叫莱昂·阿多 这名字挺酷的 It could be Leon Ardo. That's a cool name.
好啦 别笑纳多了 Guys, lay off Nardo.
他很敏感的 He's sensitive.
她也管他叫纳多 She called him Nardo too.
纳多 Nardo!
不过 至少我不叫“喷吐妞” Hey, well, at least I'm not "Puke Girl."
这外号可够烂的 That is a bad nickname!
喷吐妞
没准不是“喷吐妞”呢 We don't know if that says "Puke Girl."
可能是“喷涂妞” 也许她喜欢玩喷涂 It could be "Poke Girl." Maybe this girl just likes tuna.
喷吐妞
艾普
我的天 你就是“喷吐妞”吗 Oh, my God. Are you Puke Girl?
“喷吐妞”是她 She's Puke Girl!
不是“喷涂” That does not say "poke."
好了 打住 听我解释 All right! Stop. Listen.
我之前说过 从小我就想当记者 I told you, ever since I was young,
我以为自己可以担任 I wanted to be a journalist, and so,
学校晨间节目的播报员 I thought I could read the morning announcements,
结果呢 and, you know, well,
进展不是特别顺利 it didn't go so well.
我也不知道 可能摄像机和观众让我很紧张吧 I don't know. Maybe the cameras and the attention got to me,
我焦虑得以为自己快爆炸了 and the anxiety made me feel like I was gonna explode,
然后 我就 and so, well...
不会吧 You didn't.
没错 I did.
天呐 Oh, God.
然后我就火了 I went viral.
我被人各种剪辑 I was remixed.
成了一个梗 Memed.
呕吐声上了抖音国际版热搜 The sound even trended on TikTok.
喜欢我的僵尸试镜视频吗？
我就想 如果能做出超级苍蝇的报道 I thought if I use the paper to find Superfly
保住那场舞会 and get prom uncanceled,
那么 就算我完全不出镜 I can remain firmly off camera,
大家也会觉得我这人很酷 而不是 but also maybe be known for something cool instead of...
怎么 “喷吐妞”同学 What? Being Puke Girl? Hmm?
你不想当“喷吐妞”了吗 You don't want that anymore? No?
行 笑吧 随便你 Great. Laugh. Whatever.
也许不是只有你们 But maybe you're not the only ones
想当英雄 讨大家欢心 对不对 who want to be heroes so people like them, okay?
可以走了吗 Can we go?
看 这是我搜集的线索 All right, here's what I got.
行 不用夸了 我知道很厉害 好了 听我说 Yes, yes, it's incredibly impressive. Okay, listen.
超级苍蝇好像在炮制什么东西 Superfly seems to be building something.
类似格鲁 超级大坏蛋捣鼓的那种 I mean, we're talking Gru/Megamind- type stuff.
抢了好多高科技货品 He's knocking off insanely highly technical shipments.
这些东西都非常先进 价格也很昂贵 State of the art. Incredibly expensive.
花钱找坏人帮他干 And he pays off thugs to do his dirty work
这样别人就不会发现他 so he can stay completely under the radar.
没人知道他长什么样 Nobody's ever seen his face.
为什么 Why?
因为见过他的人都被干掉了 Because he kills everyone who does.
- 哇 - 酷 - Whoa! - Cool.
不 不酷 No, not cool.
那我们怎么找到他呢 So how are we gonna find him?
知道上周的冰淇淋车抢劫案吧 You know the ice cream truck heist last week, right?
他们偷了一枚放射性储存装置 They stole a radioactive storage unit.
你们看 我在偷车贼去的销赃店里找到了这个 And look. I found this at the chop shop where they took my scooter.
他们肯定在和超级苍蝇做交易 They must be doing business with Superfly.
开店的是这些人和他们的手下 That chop shop is run by these guys and their crew.
矮子莎伦 光头布朗森 假发汤姆 和普通内特 Short Sharon, Bald Bronson, Toupee Tom and Normal Nate.
要通过他们找超级苍蝇 They are the ones who can lead us to Superfly.
线索还真不少 That's a lot of leads.
难听的绰号也有不少 And a lot of terrible nicknames.
还是比纳多好听 Still better than Nardo.
都说了 是莱昂·阿多 We agreed on Leon Ardo.
开始行动吧 Let's start chasing them down.
蒙 面 英 雄 对 抗 “超级苍蝇”
英雄 阻止 超级苍蝇 舞会 可能 回来
艾普·喷吐妞
是普通内特干的 Normal Nate deals with that!
我就是个守法的床垫推销员 I'm just a legitimate mattress salesman.
你们该找矮子莎伦 You want Short Sharon.
我才不跟蠢乌龟讲话
你们应该去找假发汤姆
打死我也不说 不过 非得说的话 Hey, I don't talk, but if I did talk,
你们去找坏蛋伯尼吧 I'd tell you it was Bad Bernie you were looking for.
别说是我告诉你们的 But you didn't hear it from me.
坏蛋伯尼在哪儿 Where's Bad Bernie?
好吧 我全交代 Okay, I'll talk.
好了 听着 Yeah, all right.
我的手下偷了放射性储存装置 My guys stole this radioactive storage unit,
可超级苍蝇杀了他们 but Superfly, he kills them.
他给我打电话 让我再帮他抢一样东西 Then he calls me and says I gotta get him another thing...
叫做同化器 an "assimilator."
要是不答应 就会把我干掉 And if I don't do it, he's gonna kill me too.
所以 昨晚我们抢了一个 So last night we got one.
今晚我们会和超级苍蝇 The deal with Superfly is tonight,
在桥下交易 under the bridge.
我们把装置给他 We give him his unit,
他就会放过我们 and he leaves us alone.
很好 表现不错 Good. You did good.
兄弟 他都交代了 Dude! He talked!
刚才真的是太刺激了 That was so exhilarating!
那种肾上腺素飙升的感觉 简直妙不可言 The adrenaline pumping in my veins is crazy!
超级苍蝇今晚要和坏蛋伯尼手下做交易 Superfly is making a deal with Bad Bernie's guys tonight,
一小时后 布鲁克林大桥下 in an hour, under the Brooklyn Bridge.
我们躲在伯尼的货车里 然后出击 We show up in Bernie's van with the goods, and boom!
超级苍蝇即将落网 Superfly is caught in our web.
拍了吗 艾普 你拍了吗 Did you get that, April? Did you film that?
抱歉 你们干的事 都要拍吗 Sorry, am I supposed to film all the stuff you do?
你们干了好多蠢事 'Cause a lot of it's dumb.
没错 Yes.
我去跟他谈判 I'll do the talking.
我是黑帮的 Hey, I'm a gangster.
穿羽绒服和工装靴 I got my puffer and my Tims.
吃培根 鸡蛋还有奶酪 I need my bacon, egg and cheese too.
跟我们斗 超级苍蝇 You got the goods, Superfly?
培根 鸡蛋 奶酪 Bacon, egg and cheese.
给我一份培根 鸡蛋 奶酪 Let me get that bacon, egg and cheese.
还有亚利桑那冰茶 And let me get that Arizona Iced Tea.
来杯饮料 怎么样 With a bev? With a bev? Yerd!
心情澎湃 心情澎湃 We outside. We outside.
心情澎湃 没错 Outside. You heard.
带劲儿 带劲儿 带劲儿 Yerd! Yerd! Yerd!
布朗克斯 布朗克斯 带劲儿 Bronx. Bronx. Yerd!
我觉得你们这样不会招人喜欢的 Yeah, I don't think this is gonna help people like you.
实话实说 Just being honest.
给我培根 鸡蛋和奶酪 Let me get a bacon, egg and cheese.
布朗克斯 布朗克斯 Bronx. Bronx.
呃哦 老爸的短信 Uh- oh, text from Dad.
孩子们 有紧急情况 快回家
会是什么事 What do you think is wrong?
我猜是那只猫 他每次都怕死了 I bet that cat is back. He freaks out every time.
可能又不会用机顶盒了 He probably just can't get the Roku working.
速战速决 然后去见超级苍蝇 Hopefully it's quick and we can just meet up with Superfly.
好了 艾普 我们就住那边 All right, April, we live just up there,
不过 老爸他不太喜欢人类 but our dad, he doesn't really like humans.
粗鲁 Rude.
彼此彼此 我也不喜欢老鼠 I mean, to be fair, I don't love rats.
明白你的感受 And that's totally fair.
可以理解 Understandable.
好 那你留下 我们马上回来 But just wait here, okay? We'll be back in a few.
那里有只蟑螂在粪便上冲浪 And there's a cockroach surfing on a turd.
好啊 好极了 Awesome. Good.
真是赏心悦目 Love that I'm looking at that.
没想到吧 Surprise!
老爸 你不能这么吓我们 Dad, you really can't keep scaring us like that.
欢迎回家 Welcome home!
你挂气球干吗 Why are there balloons?
老爸 你要干什么 Dad, what are you doing?
孩子们 我不是傻子 我知道怎么回事 Look, I am not stupid. I know something's up.
你知道 You do?
是的 你们受够了下水道 I do. You're done with the sewers.
你们想融入人类世界 You want to be in the human world.
我翻了你们的东西 找到了你们的人类衣物 I went through your stuff and I found your human clothes.
那是什么鬼东西 What the heck is that?
那不是我们的 Those aren't ours.
那东西都是哪里来的 How did that even get in our stuff?
孩子们 没关系的 Boys, it's okay.
我已经知道怎么让你们开心了 I think I maybe found a way to make you happy.
我把人类世界带来了 看 I brought the human world to you. Look!
人类朋友 你好 我是人类 Human friends. "Hello, I'm a human."
向克里斯问好 Say hi to Chris.
我是克里斯·派恩 看我的眉毛 "I'm Chris Pine. Look at my eyebrows.
我是最棒的克里斯 你们喜欢吧 I'm the best Chris." Amazing, right?
我们都喜欢他 That is what we love.
而我呢 是服务员 And watch. I'm a waiter.
给你们提供全套人类餐厅服务 The full human restaurant experience.
坐吧 请点餐吧 Sit down. Let me take your order.
什么都可以 不过只能点比萨 It could be anything. But it has to be pizza.
比萨 也行 Uh, pizza, right.
可是老爸 谢谢你 Uh, look, Dad, we appreciate it,
我们还有点事要做 but we still got more errands to run.
怎么了 你们又干什么了 What's going on? What are you doing up there?
别撒谎 告诉我 又闯祸了 Don't lie. Tell me. Are you in trouble?
又惹麻烦了 Is something wrong?
有人想挤你们的奶 Is someone trying to milk you?
- 不是 - 跟那没关系 - No, ew. - It's never milking!
你怎么总是跳到这个话题 Why do you always jump straight to milking?
需要帮忙吗 有需要尽管找我 Do you need help? Anything you need, I'm here.
不用 No!
不 不需要 老爸 No. No, no, no. Dad, look.
我们只是逛逛街 We're just running errands...
购购物 买点我们需要的东西 shopping, getting the stuff we need to live down here.
真的吗 就这些 Really? That's it?
是的 就这些 Yeah, that is literally it.
没别的 Mm- hmm. Nothing else.
对了老爸 谢谢你准备的惊喜 All right, well, hey. Thanks for the surprise party.
对 谢谢你 老爸 我们走了 Yup. Appreciate it, Dad. We will be leaving.
再见 Goodbye.
开得不错啊 多纳 Wow, you're actually a good driver, Donnie.
玩了那么久赛车游戏 总算有了回报 Huh. Countless hours on Forza Horizon finally paid off.
各位 你们好 Hey, guys.
你好 艾普 你在吗 Oh, hello? April, you... Uh, you there?
是 在拍你们 Yeah, I got you.
听着 Now, just know,
这段画面至关重要将证明 this footage is going to be the definitive imagery
你们是确实存在的 of your entire existences,
所以 千万别出什么洋相哦 so, um, like, don't make it lame or anything.
我们可没对着镜头吐 We're not the ones who puke on camera.
我们还真干不出那种事 We'd have to try really hard to do that.
别说了 他来了 Hey, shut up, shut up. Look, here he comes.
看那些汽车 Look at those cars!
他的工装靴真酷 Bro, he's got cool Tims.
他可真威风 He's got some swagger.
这家伙就是超级苍蝇 This guy is super fly.
马力强劲 那些轮圈太帅了 I mean, look at those rims, bro!
就两辆汽车 一辆摩托 All right, there's two cars and a motorcycle.
顶多十个人 That's like ten dudes, tops.
他们肯定会吓傻的 Oh, man. They're gonna be so scared
等他们发现自己要面对一群变种生物 when they see they're about to roll up on a bunch of mutants!
天啊 “日间艾美奖”到手了 Oh, my God. I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.
怎么办 莱昂 What do we do, Leo?
你是老大 你应该知道 You're the leader. You should know.
阿尔法阵型 Alpha formation?
你都不知道阿尔法阵型是什么 You don't even know what Alpha formation is!
那是什么怪物 What is that?
你们出来吧 快把货交出来 Yo, come on, y'all. Let's get the goods.
哟 Yo!
什么 What?
什么鬼 你们是一群小乌龟 What the... Y'all some little tortoises, huh?
太绝了 Damn! Look at you.
你们长得太萌了 Y'all adorable, man.
坏蛋伯尼手下居然有一群小乌龟 Bad Bernie got some turtles on the payroll.
不 我们不是伯尼的手下 No. We don't work for Bernie.
我们是来找你的 We're here to find you.
真没想到 还有其他的变种生物 I can't believe there are other mutants!
跟我们一样 Like us!
真不可思议 简直太疯狂了 This is wild! I mean, this is crazy- like.
我猜猜 Let me guess.
是十五年前 对吧 Fifteen years ago, right,
一滩污泥被倒入下水道 some sludge was dumped in a sewer,
然后就有了你们 and y'all came from that.
我们更喜欢叫“软泥” 都一样 We prefer the term "ooze," but yeah.
“软泥”这个词 更好听 It's like more... It's just nicer sounding.
念起来更顺嘴 It rolls off the tongue better.
软泥 Ooze, ooze...
好听吧 软泥 It's nice, right? It's ooze.
该死的 软泥 Damn! Ooze.
我喜欢 我喜欢“软泥” I like that. I like "ooze."
反正都一样 我也是软泥变异的 懂吧 So, look, that same ooze made me, okay?
我爸爸巴克斯特·斯托克曼 My dad, Baxter Stockman,
就是他把软泥倒进下水道的 he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby.
所以严格来说 我们是堂兄弟 So technically, we cousins.
我们是亲戚 堂弟们 你们好 We're related. We're cousins! What up, cuz?
你好 堂兄 Cuzzo, what's up?
太棒了 堂弟们 That's awesome! Cuzzo!
我一直想有个堂兄弟 I've always wanted a cousin.
现在你们有一大群了 Well, look at you now. You got a bunch.
非常抱歉 忘了介绍我的伙伴们了 I'm so sorry. I didn't introduce my peeps.
这位是比博 这位是洛克斯代迪 This is Bebop and that's Rocksteady.
看什么看 小痞子 What you looking at, punks?
对 看什么看 Yeah, what you looking at?
这位是温尼特 Right here we got Wingnut.
嗨 挥挥翅 Hi. Wing- wave.
这位是激光鱼 We got Ray Fillet.
激光鱼 Ray Fillet...
别唱了 傻瓜 好好说你的名字 Stop singing, fool. Just say your name normal.
我叫激光鱼 Uh, Ray Fillet.
这位是皮头 This is Leatherhead.
你们好 弟兄们 Ah! G'day, fellas.
忍者蛙 Genghis Frog.
古奇 Goochie, goochie, goochie.
看他的小夹克 Look at the little jacket.
看见喽 看见喽 Peekaboo. Peekaboo. Peekaboo.
别拿我当傻子 Don't patronize me.
我们再想想 这名字太怪了 We working on that name. Your name is wack, man!
这是臭虫人 她只会讲虫语 And that's Scumbug. She only speaks Vermin.
这位是壁虎蒙多 And that's Mondo Gecko.
你们好 哥几个 Hey, what's up, bros?
我喜欢拥抱 I'm a hugger.
抱得太紧了 A little too tight.
来 紧抱 Get in here. Get in.
这哥们儿很酷 Dude! That one seems cool.
我喜欢这种风格 I like his vibe.
我喜欢你的风格 I like your vibe.
真欣赏你的风格 Digging your vibe.
我喜欢你的风格 I like your vibe!
蒙多 别再见人就抱了 Mondo, quit hugging everybody!
别忘了我们的目的 新闻的事 Remember why we're here. The story.
我们知道你正在制造超级武器 We know you're building some sort of super weapon.
武器 我们制造的可不是武器 Weapon? I'm building the opposite of a weapon.
武器是杀戮的 Weapons kill.
而我制造的 将会创造事物 What I'm making will create.
好的 愿闻其详 Okay. I'm leaning in.
你们在制造什么 What are you building?
既然如此 我们换个地方 If we gonna chat, let's go somewhere fun.
电子游戏厅
营 业
好啊 堂兄弟 欢迎你们 Cowabunga, "bro- sin"! I just made that up.
激光鱼来了 Okay, Fillet!
小心你的尖刺 Eh! Watch that stinger.
好的 激光鱼 Okay, Fillet.
我从没见过比我更猛的 I never met anyone else as angry as me.
这还不算最猛的 What's not to be angry about?
我仇恨一切 I hate everything!
你们都太猛了 Man, you guys get it!
这才叫猛 That was awesome!
太好了 That was good.
天啊 你们玩得真好 Dang, you guys are good.
是啊 我们几乎天天玩 Yeah, right? It's pretty much all we do.
没有硬币了 Out of quarters.
别担心 我来帮你 Don't worry. I got you, mates.
太棒了 This is amazing.
进去 开始争抢 Get in there. Get the scrum.
好了 你看着 Check it, check it.
好 看我的 Yo, check this.
你喷口水了 That was a juicy one!
回答 那边什么情况 Hey, guys. What's going on in there?
还没弄清楚 我也不知道 Still not sure, if I'm being honest.
多问他一些问题 Okay, well, ask him more questions!
摸清楚这家伙要干什么 Figure out what the hell's going on with this dude.
那个 也许你可以接着讲讲 So, um, maybe you could finish explaining
你们怎么变异的 like exactly where you came from
然后你们想得到什么 and what you want and stuff?
得到什么 这个简单 What do I want? Oh, easy.
被全世界接纳 Acceptance.
这么巧 我们也想要这个 No way, man! We want that too.
我们也是 Yeah, like us.
那就从头讲起吧 Let me go back to the start.
我来到这个世界后最早的记忆 My earliest memory in the world
就是爸爸告诉我 他从未被人接纳 is my dad telling me that he never was accepted.
而他只是想要一个家庭 所以他就创造了我们 He just wanted a family, man. That's why he created us
可是 他的老板却派了 But then, that's when the people he worked for
行动组来抓他 sent the ops through.
还抢走了软泥 They took it from him.
我救下了这些弟弟妹妹们 I rescued my little baby brother and sister.
因为我最年长 只好由我抚养他们 And since I was the oldest, I had to raise them.
他是个好大哥 我们都健康地成长 He did a great job. We're very well- adjusted.
说实话 我们觉得 虽然这些人类 Anyway, we thought, these humans,
杀害了我们的爸爸 yeah, they murdered our dad,
但是也许 他们不全是坏人 对吗 but maybe they just ain't all bad, you know?
于是我们去了市区 We went out. We hit the town.
然后 就天下大乱了 And it didn't go well.
尤其是其中一个 Especially this one dude.
他追个没完没了 非宰了我们不可 He wouldn't stop chasing us. He wanted to kill us!
天啊 我们也经历过 Oh, my God. That's what happened to us.
所以老爸才要我们一辈子住在下水道里 That's why our dad made us live in the sewer our whole lives.
我可不愿意 那是胆小鬼的选择 Not me. That sounds like a punk choice.
你猜我怎么做的 我揍了那个白痴 You know what I did? I beat that fool down!
我一拳打中他的下巴 狠狠地揍他 I touched that chin, mollywhopped him.
直到他一命呜呼 Whop, whop to a inch of his life. Bop!
从此 我就明确了 And then I knew what to do.
我决定杀光世上所有的人类 I decided to kill all the humans
让变种生物来统治地球 and let the mutants rule the Earth.
这是个办法 That... That's a take.
我继承了爸爸的科学天赋和头脑 所以我想着 I inherited my dad's mind for science and I thought,
干脆制造一台机器来执行我的计划 "What if I built a machine to enact my plan?"
我一直在盗取所需的全部零件 I've been stealing all the parts that I need,
现在 我已经准备好了 and now I'm ready.
我要用自己的血液 I'm gonna use a little of my blood
制造一种能转化成武器的软泥 to create a weaponized version of the ooze.
然后我们会把这发射到大气层 Then we gonna launch it into the atmosphere
再看着 慢慢蒸发 and watch it vaporize.
重点来了 Here's the kicker:
到时地球上所有动物 Every animal on Earth
都将成为变种生物 will be transformed into a mutant.
所有苍蝇 跳蚤 蜱虫 蛇 鱼和鲸鱼 Every fly, flea, tick, snake, fish and whale.
一切动物 Everything!
我们将成为统治地球的物种 And we become the dominant species on Earth.
这太糟糕了 对我来说 太糟了 That's bad. That's very bad... for me.
那人类的结局是什么 What happens to humans in this plan of yours?
反正不好 Nothing good.
我们也希望有别的方式获得安全感 We wish there was another way to feel safe and happy,
但是 人类必须除外 but peoples, they got to go!
一部分人类将会被吃掉 被奴役 A bunch of them gonna be eaten, enslaved,
或者变成某种燃料 turned into fuel of some sort.
或者成为娱乐的工具 Maybe they'll become a form of entertainment...
你们懂的 you know what I mean?
你们知道他们驱使狗 You know how they used to have dog shows
和马比赛吧 and they had horse races?
或许我们可以举办红发人赛 大屁股男孩赛 Maybe we'll have redhead shows, fat booty boy races.
抛婴儿赛 诸如此类 Baby tossing. Something like that.
甚至一些更愚蠢的 I'll think of something stupid.
感觉更糟糕了 Wow, that's... that's even worse.
可以当宠物养 They should be pets.
坦白说 我都可以接受 Honestly, I'm open to all ideas.
你们懂的 You know what I mean?
怎么疯狂怎么来 我都想去做 Any crazy thing y'all think of, I want to do it.
知道吗 You know what I mean?
现在我要尽快行动 Just pitch it as soon as possible,
因为我有了这个 装置就彻底完成了 'cause now that I got this, I can complete my device,
然后我们 就是地球的主宰了 and acceptance will be ours.
- 好 - 太棒了 - Yeah! - Yes! Great!
怎么样 想加入我们吗 So wassup? You wanna roll with us?
今天晚上我们就能启动机器了 'Cause we can activate the machine tonight.
- 好 - 激光鱼 - Yeah! - Yay, Fillet!
来吧 小兄弟们 Yeah, little dudes!
我确认一下 Hey, just checking in.
你们现在打算阻止他们 You stopping them now,
还是想让我拍下你们为这些坏蛋 or you gonna make me film you supplying an evil villain
提供最后一块拼图的证据 with the last piece of his horrible puzzle?
要阻止他吗 你们一定要阻止他 You're gonna stop him? You're gonna stop him.
咳嗽一声 代表你们会阻止他 Somebody cough so I know you're gonna stop him.
正在努力 Working on it.
喂 超级苍蝇 如果其实我们想 Yo, Superfly, so what if we're actually, like,
我们就想呆在这儿 I don't know, I'm just getting silly here,
如果我们不加入 what if we're not into the plan?
不喜欢加入 那会怎么样呢 What if we don't like it? What would happen?
就是说 如果假设是这样 Just hypothetically speaking, obviously.
那就意味着 Well, that would mean
我看错你们了 that I was wrong about you
说明你们不如我想象的那么酷 and y'all not as cool as I thought you were.
而这一点 And that right there
会让我非常愤怒 piss me off!
哇 呃 Whoa! Uh...
不是的 那我们 No, but we don't... we don't- -
我会对你们大发雷霆 I'm about to go to a hundred on y'all.
不 超级苍蝇 别误会我 No, Superfly, don't misunderstand me.
记得吗 我们是堂兄弟 Remember? Cousin? Cuz?
别跟我套近乎 小子 No, don't "cuz" me right now, man.
开个玩笑 We were kidding.
当我没说 跟堂兄弟没关系 Drop that. This ain't got nothing to do with that.
真是开玩笑 We're just joking around,
因为我们非常喜欢你的计划 because we are, in fact, very into your plan.
计划棒极了 我最喜欢杀人那部分 It's, like, great! I love the killing- people part.
我会剪掉这句的 Yeah, I'll cut around that.
喂 我有个主意 Guys, I got an idea.
那么 超级苍蝇 So, uh, S- Fly, my man,
我们拉着同化器跟着 we'll drive the van with the storage unit,
你在前面带路 and, uh, you lead the way.
很好 非常自然 Nice. Smooth.
好 但我开车很快 Cool. But I drive fast,
我怕你们跟不上 and I don't want y'all to get lost,
蒙多 温尼特 洛克 so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock!
你们上乌龟们的车 Ride with the tortoises.
我来开车 I drive!
你开得好吗 You're... You're good to drive?
不好 No.
辣妹组合 听她们的 Spice Girls! Put 'em on!
你不喜欢钓鱼乐队 You don't like Phish?
什么钓鱼乐队 是辣妹组合 What's Phish? Spice Girls!
你看我干什么 那你想个法子 Why are you looking at me? You think of something.
哥哥姐姐们 一起兜风真好 Hey, dudes, fun cruising with you,
我们到底要去哪儿 but where are we going exactly?
看见那栋楼吗 不是那里 Oh. See that building over there? That's not it.
我们要去斯塔滕岛上 No, we're going to this super cool
这个超级酷的船舶墓地 shipping graveyard over on Staten Island.
那是最棒的区 It's the best borough, bro.
我喜欢斯塔滕岛 I love Staten Island!
好了 动手吧 袭击这些白痴 Okay, it's go time. Attack these fools.
没你想的那么简单 Not sure that's as easy as it sounds.
这家伙可是一头犀牛 This dude is literally a rhinoceros, man.
我有个想法 放首能一起唱的歌怎么样 How about something we can all sing along to?
有了 我们猛踩刹车 他们就会飞出去 If we jam the brakes, they'll fly out of the car.
这车没有挡风玻璃 There's no windshield.
这不可能的 It's impossible.
那得找根又长又细 We'd need a long and narrow device
又硬的物体穿过座位 small enough to get under the seat
使劲压下踏板 but strong enough to press the pedal.
比如一根长棍 You mean a stick?
有了 “非金发四美”的 I got it. 4 Non B's.
♪ 到户外深呼吸 心情大好 ♪
♪ 用尽力气大声喊叫 ♪
这歌怎么样 How good is this?
没这么开心过 Time of my life.
她们好棒 God, they're good.
怎么回事 What's going on?
对不住了 Sorry.
这是 What the...
你们最好快点 Y'all better hurry.
你敢动洛克 我要你命 You hurt Rock, I hurt you.
你们别担心 看我的 Don't worry, guys. I got this.
我看不见了 我看不见了 I don't got this. I don't got this!
小乌龟 你们死定了 You're dead, tortoises!
好 Oh, yeah!
你没戏 我这是怪兽卡车 You can't stop me! It's a monster truck, dummies!
撞他 蒙多 Get them, Mondo!
多纳 Donnie!
你会不会开车 Watch where you're driving!
小乌龟 你把我从货车里甩出去 Yo, dudes, you launched me out of the front of that van.
太不地道了 That is not cool!
对不住啦 我们没办法 I'm so sorry. We had to.
你少来 我不接受你的道歉 You know what? I don't accept that apology!
那我就不内疚了 Yeah, I'm not sorry at all,
我不想撒谎 I'm not gonna lie.
没事 Boom!
我回来了 绿毛龟 I'm back, you green punks.
停车 该死的小混蛋 Stop it, you bloody hooligans
我要咬掉你们的脑袋 or I'll bite your bloody heads off!
超级苍蝇快追上了 Superfly's almost here,
他可不会像我们这么友善 and he's not going to be as nice about this.
你们也不友善 You're not being nice!
他会更不友善 He'll be less nice.
噢 Oh!
最后通牒 把装置给我们 It's now or never, dudes. Give us the device.
早上六点警察来敲我家门 6 'N the mornin' Police at my door
上啊 Come on!
- 双截棍 - 弟兄们 - My chucks! - Guys?
不 他用我的棍子对付我 No! He used my stick against me!
我被他按在地上摩擦 Now he's mollywhopping me!
我还以为你们很强 Man, I almost thought y'all was cool.
下地狱吧 乌龟们 See you in hell, turtles!
快抓住 Quick, grab it!
我快要被撕成两半了 I'm getting ripped in two!
古奇 古奇 去 Goochie goochie goo.
不要 Oh, no!
快 快 快 Go, go, go!
包围他们 围成一个圈 Surround them! Make a perimeter.
艾普 救救我们 April! Help!
好好睡一觉 怪胎 Say good night, freak.
什么 怎么回事 What? What's happening?
放我们出去 快点 Hey, let us out! Come on!
你们好啊 乌龟们 Why, hello, turtles.
我一直在找你们 I've been looking for you
真是找了好久 好久呢 for a long, long time.
女士 不知道你为什么找我们 Look, lady, I don't know what you want from us
说话为什么这么吓人 但你不该把我们抓到这来 or why you talk so scary, but we shouldn't be in here.
有一只苍蝇怪物 There's a fly monster!
听我说话就好 I will do the talking.
我叫辛西娅·奥特姆 I am Cynthia Utrom,
你们都归我处置 and you are my property.
什么 What?
嘿 Hey!
停下 Stop!
够了 Enough.
我要用你们来制造一支稳定的诱变剂 I will use you to create a stable mutagen.
然后 用来创造 And with that, I will create
一支超级士兵战队 an army of super soldiers.
海豚人给潜艇安放炸弹 Dolphin men to plant bombs on submarines.
鹰人把敌机全部击落 Eagle men to fight enemy jets.
蛇人嘛 潜入敌后 一举拿下 Snake men to slither behind enemy lines.
一想到这里 The glory of it all
我简直激动得想哭 nearly brings me to tears.
这跟我们有什么关系 What does this have to do with us?
抓我们来干什么 What do you want from us?
我需要你们的血 What I want is your blood.
想要拿到只有一种方法 And there's only one way to get it.
不是吧 Oh, no!
简直不敢相信 I can't believe it.
她是要 She's gonna...
把他们连接到挤奶机上 Hook them up to the milking machine!
她要给我们挤奶 She's gonna milk us!
激光鱼 你快闭嘴吧 Ray Fillet, man, shut your mouth!
如果我想要哭泣 我会去听约翰·传奇的歌 If I want to be sad, I'll go listen to some damn John Legend.
- 对不起 - 抱歉哥们 - Sorry, sir. - Sorry, bro.
记住 今天是个好日子 Remember, this is a happy day,
因为我们要消灭这个又大又丑地球上的每一个人类 because we're gonna kill every human on this big, ol' ugly Earth!
蒙多别苦着张脸了 So smile, Mondo!
孩子们 回来了吗 你们原谅我了 Boys! You come home? You forgive me?
我的惊喜派对奏效了 My surprise party worked?
退后 不然我咬你 Get back! I'll bite you!
别激动 鼠人先生 我叫艾普·奥尼尔 Hey, Mr. Rat Man. I'm April.
我不是来惹事的 I come in peace.
我是你儿子们的朋友 I'm friends with your sons.
他们现在有麻烦了 And right now, they're in trouble.
别 别 别 No, no, no!
快停下 Stop it!
- 好可怕 - 会疼吗 - That looks bad. - Does it hurt?
当然疼了 这可是在挤奶 Of course it hurts! She's milking me!
想想开心的事情 Try to think of something pleasant
转移下注意力 to take your mind off the pain.
对 想想比萨 米开 Yeah, think of pizza, Mikey!
不 比萨是奶酪做的 奶酪是牛奶做的 No, pizza's made of cheese, and cheese is made of milk,
而我现在被挤奶 and I'm being milked!
怎么都能想到挤奶 It's infiltrated my every thought!
坚持住 米开 I'm so sorry, Mikey.
继续挤奶 Continue milking them
取到足够的剂量为止 until we have the required amount.
完了兄弟们 This is it, guys.
我们要在实验室被榨干了 We're gonna die getting milked to death in a lab.
我没想到艾普会抛下我们 I can't believe April just left us.
也许她只是利用我们 Maybe she was just using us.
她到底 拿到了劲爆新闻 Well, she ended up getting a great story:
“超级恶棍机器 乌龟献身助力” "Turtle Boys Give Supervillain Last Part of His Evil Machine."
这真是个不错的标题 That's actually a pretty good title.
是啊 非常吸引人 Yeah, very clickbait- y.
我肯定会读这篇报道 I'd definitely give that a read.
我有好多遗憾啊 Oh, I have so many regrets.
要是我尝过冷冻酸奶就好了 I wish I could've tried frozen yogurt.
有过机会啊 You could have!
我知道 但没吃上 I know. And I blew it!
我好想见见防弹少年团真人 I wish I could see BTS IRL.
我们可以 我们可以唱 We could... I guess we could sing.
我们可以唱他们的歌 We could do some of the songs for you.
对 可以 Yeah, I'm down.
真的吗 那太好了 Really? That would be great.
快唱啊 Come on, guys.
你们根本不会唱 You guys don't even know the words.
- 怎么回事 - 有人闯入 - What is happening? - Got a breach.
为什么挤奶机停了 Why did the milking stop?
转移奥特姆女士到安全地点 Moving Miss Utrom to a secure location.
有人来了 Someone's here.
- 啊 - 啊 - Huh? - Huh?
- 孩子们 - 爸爸 - Boys! - Dad!
退后 各位 退后 Stay back, everyone! Stay back!
我只是来找孩子的 他们骗了我 I just here for my boys, who lied to me.
所以他们现在有麻烦了 They are in so much trouble right now.
是吗 料理鼠王 Is that so, Ratatouille?
再拿一台机器来 把他也连上 Grab another machine and hook him up like the others.
不要叫我料理鼠王 Don't call me Ratatouille.
上 上 上 Go, go, go!
踢他的屁股 爸爸 Kick his butt, Dad!
看你往哪跑 老鼠 Where you gonna run to, rat?
把他拿下 Take him down!
电击他 Tase him!
他太快了 He's too fast!
- 太棒了 - 爸爸 - Bravo! - Dad!
我是个忍者 I'm a ninja!
爸爸 Dad!
- 你们还好吗 - 很好 - Boys, are you okay? - Yes!
挺好的 We're more than okay.
我们没事 Yeah, we're good.
你怎么找来的 How did you find us?
那我一定是个大烂人 I'd be a pretty big piece of crap
如果连找你们爸爸来救你们都办不到 if I didn't at least try to get your dad to come help you.
是艾普 April!
我的天啊 你回来了 Oh, my God, you came back?
我没想到你会回来 I did not see that coming.
这个人告诉我 你们骗了我 This human told me you lied to me.
到底怎么回事 你们去干嘛了 What happened? What have you been doing?
没干什么 Aw, nothing.
等一下 这是什么机器 Wait a minute. What is this machine?
什么也不是 Nothing. It's nothing.
这台机器 This machine?
上面写着“挤奶机” Does that say "milking machine"?
不 不是 No, no, no.
怎么会是挤奶机呢 It's the opposite of that.
这就是台挤奶机 It's a milking machine.
看吧 我就说会被挤奶 See? I told you! They milk you!
我真的要吐了 Now I actually might puke.
孩子们 你们离开家 还被挤奶 Boys, you left the sewer and got milked.
你们帮助了一只邪恶的苍蝇人制造机器 You helped some evil fly man create a machine
那台机器会毁灭世界 that is gonna destroy the world
并且杀死唯一的好人 艾普 and kill the only good human, April!
我们收拾好烂摊子之后 So, we're going to clean up your mess,
你们就跟我回家 不许再出门 明白吗 then go home and stay there forever, okay?
那艾普的报道呢 What about April's story?
别管报道了 Forget the story!
艾普 回家吧 这件事到此为止 行吗 April, go home. It's over, okay?
只有一种方法能让你们安全又快乐 There's only one way for you to be safe and happy,
那就是听我的话 and that's listen to me.
走吧 Let's go.
对不起 我们没能帮到你 Sorry we couldn't help you get prom uncanceled.
没事 Nah, it's all right.
看到你们犯了那么多的错误 Seeing you guys make so many mistakes
就是为了让别人能喜欢你们 just to get people to like you made me realize
我觉得我的出发点也错了 I was definitely doing this for the wrong reason.
真幸运 Oh, perfect.
增援抵达 封锁出入口 Backup arriving now. Sealing off the entrance.
也许他们决定放弃计划 Maybe they decided to just give up
继续打保龄球去了 and go bowling again?
当然不 Nah, fam, nah.
我们只是快你们一步 We just one step ahead of y'all.
- 滚出去 - 叛徒 - Scram! - Betrayers!
是你们逼我们这样的 You're the ones that instigated this!
怎么着 兄弟们 What's up, bros?
- 别过来 - 退后 - Stay back. - Back up!
我不想跟变种生物为敌 但没办法 I don't want to fight another mutant, but I will.
你们怎么这么坚持 Y'all just won't quit, huh?
那些恶心至极的人类 What is it about these stinking humans
值得你们这么喜欢 that you love so much?
其实人类是复杂的生物 Humans are complicated creatures.
有好人 比如艾普 They're good, like April,
也有坏人 比如挤奶女士 and bad, like that lady who milked us.
什么 挤奶 Sorry, did what now?
虽然我也不喜欢人类 As much as I don't like them...
相信我 一点也不喜欢 And trust me, I do not like them...
但我们去杀人 跟他们又有什么不同 if we kill them, we are no better than they are.
我不相信你们把人类 I refuse to accept that you all are cool
残忍地杀光后 会无动于衷 with brutally killing all of them.
你们就不是这样的人 你们是好人 You just can't be! You're awesome.
你们很善良 You're fun. We... vibed.
你们才不是杀手 瞧瞧你们 哪像杀手 You're not killers. I mean, come on, look at you.
但只有这样才能被接纳 But it's the only way we'll be accepted.
- 不 - 我们接纳你们 - No! - We accept you.
过来跟我们住 我们接纳你们 You could come live with us. We accept you.
对 多的是房间 Yes, plenty of room.
我有点不想杀光地球上的每一个人 I kind of don't want to murder everyone on Earth.
我就是想唱歌 I just kind of want to sing.
激光鱼 Ray Fillet...
你们说的有道理 It's a good point.
我也觉得杀很多人不太好 要是 I'd rather not murder tons of people, 'cause, like,
我一睡觉 他们的脸 what if I'm haunted by the faces
就在我眼前晃怎么办 of my victims in my sleep?
就是啊 Of course.
杀人会有心理负担 Murder is a heavy burden.
哥们 真的能跟你们住在一起吗 Bro, you'll really let us live with you?
- 当然了 哥们 - 老哥 - Of course, bro! - Brah!
- 老弟 - 老兄 - Broski! - Bro!
- 兄弟 - 我的好兄台 - Brosanne! - Abracada- brah!
发什么疯呢 What the hell y'all doing?
别再说“和谐大家庭 我们爱彼此”了 Man, stop this kumbaya, I- love- each- other stuff.
杀了这些傻瓜 Kill them fools!
呃 Uh...
不 我不想这么做 No. We don't want to do this.
说真的 我们一直都不想 And really, I don't think we ever did.
我们只是不知道 还有其他选择 We just didn't know there was any other alternative.
但是他们告诉我们 But now that we met these dudes,
有别的选择 we see that there is.
所以 停下来一起摇摆吧 So let's just stop and vibe.
摇摆 摇啊摆啊 一起摇摆 Gimme a "V!" V... V... A vibe.
不可能 我不摇摆 Nah, man, I don't vibe, all right?
你们也不能 赶紧排好队 And you don't either. Now get in line!
你认真的吗 Seriously, Supe.
快关掉机器 Turn off the machine.
我的家人们 My own family.
现在居然反对我 Turned against me
我为你们付出了这么多 after everything that I've done for y'all.
反对可以 Bottom line,
如果你们想关掉机器 if you want to stop this machine,
就得先过了我这关 you got to go through me.
他可真气人 This guy's making me angry.
我这辈子一直都因为他而生气 This guy's been making me angry my whole life.
天啊 原来我们的愤怒都源于他 My gosh, he's the reason we're angry!
我们是不是该做点什么 We gonna do something about it?
狠狠揍他 Get him! Beat him up!
好好教训他 Mess him up!
打他 洛克 Get him, Rock!
兄弟 Bro!
洛克 不 Rock, no!
- 混蛋 - 来啊 - You're trash! - Come on!
蠢蛋 Oink, oink, punk!
我的鼻环 My nose ring!
机器 Oh, the machine!
这是个机会 快 This is our chance! Come on!
好重啊 So small!
来啊 Watch out! Get off me!
天啊 你嘴可真臭 Oh, no! Funky breath!
飞踢 Flying kick!
激光鱼踢 Ray Fillet!
想办法弄坏 再扔到墙上之类的 We gotta break it. Just throw it against the wall or something.
把线扯断 Rip it up!
没想到吧 你怎么打自己啊 Surprise! Why you socking yourself?
我真的帮到谁了吗 Am I actually helping anyone?
你们还是放弃吧 You might as well give up.
看招 Watch out!
激光鱼 Ray Fillet
激光鱼 Ray... Fillet.
他冷眼看着周围一切 They smile in your face
他嘴角扬起轻蔑微笑 All the time they want To take your place!
抓到他了 We got him! Got him!
这是怎么了 为什么你们要这样 What's going on? Why y'all doing this?
只有一种方法可以让我们安全又快乐 There's only one way for you to feel safe and happy.
那就是都听我的 And that's if you listen to me!
鼠人 快来救我出去 Rat man! Come on! Help me out!
其实我们两个是一样的 We're basically the same.
我们都厌恶人类 We both hate humans.
只不过你不敢承认 像个懦夫 I'm just not a punk about it like you!
不许你这么说 Don't you say that!
爸爸 你刚才真是太凶悍了 Geez, Dad, you really went buck wild there.
机器停了 Uh... did we stop it?
应该是 I think so.
如果一台能把动物变成变种生物的机器 Hey, when the machine that turns a bunch of animals into mutants
在水里爆炸了 goes off underwater,
而水里又有动物的话 um, and then there's animals in the water,
你们觉得 会怎么样 um, like, what do you think that does?
什么 What the...
动物扑上海岸是很常见的 It'll crawl on the shore.
就是只鲸鱼而已 It's just a whale.
走得很慢 It's pretty slow, guys.
肯定没事 That's not so bad.
罗斯班克 动物园
我的天啊 太可怕了 Oh, my God, that's bad.
天啊 这事可大了 Oh, man, that got way worse.
罗斯班克 动物园
天啊 看我现在 快看看 Aw, hell, yeah! Look at me! Look at me!
太神奇了 This is amazing!
从超级苍蝇 变成超级无敌苍蝇了 I ain't just Superfly, I'm Super Duper Fly.
无人能敌的那种超级无敌苍蝇 You know, I mean Missy Elliott Super Duper Fly!
简直是在拍哥斯拉电影 I'm on some Godzilla...
什么鬼东西 What the hell?
那是鲸鱼的尾巴吗 Is that a whale tail?
噢 Aw!
我有爪子 I got a claw.
有鲸鱼的身体 长颈鹿额头 I got a whale body, a giraffe forehead.
看我的腿 我的腿是小马 Look at my feets! They're made of horses.
这可太有意思了 I'm about to have a ball with this!
谢谢乌龟们 Thank you, turtles!
感谢你们的成全 Thank you, you little tortoises.
纽约 New York...
我来了 here I come.
好吧 至少咱们努力过了 All right! Well, we gave it a shot.
回家吧 今晚吃比萨怎么样 Back to the sewer. I got pizza tonight for dinner and...
- 什么 - 没戏的 - Really? - We can't stop that thing.
他变成这样之前我们都阻止不了他 We couldn't stop him before he became that thing.
所以我们就回家吗 So we just go home?
军队应该很快就会到 I bet the army will be here soon.
哥斯拉电影里 According to every Godzilla movie,
最后都有军队抵达 they'll eventually get here.
话说 下水道的无线网信号好吗 So, you guys got a good Wi- Fi situation down there?
看直播的话会不会卡啊 Are you fully able to stream?
不行 No!
好吧 不看直播 Oh! Okay, no streaming.
没说那个 Not that!
孩子们 我错了 Boys, I messed up.
我不想变成超级苍蝇那样 I don't want to be like Superfly.
我爱你们 我希望你们能快乐 I love you boys. I want you to be happy.
虽然我不喜欢人类 Even though I don't like humans,
我希望他们能喜欢你们 I want them to like you,
因为 这是你们的心愿 because you want them to like you.
所以我们要抓住那只怪物 So we are gonna get that monster.
把他给打败 We're gonna take him down.
还要录下来 We're gonna film it.
让全世界看看 We are gonna show it to the world.
这样一来 人类就会喜欢你们 And the world will love you and accept you!
还会高呼 “乌龟 乌龟 乌龟” And the world will chant, "Turtles, Turtles, Turtles!"
天啊 Oh, man.
听完他的话 我整个人都好起来了 I am feeling great after that speech, right?
真是斗志昂扬 振奋人心啊 It was rousing. I'm fully roused.
但有个比较郁闷的问题 But a little bit of a buzzkill here:
怎么打败他 How do we do that?
喂 Hello?
现在是什么情况 Hey. What am I looking at?
不是说好要“阻止超级苍蝇”吗 What happened to the whole "stop Superfly" thing?
我们不管了 还是怎么了 Are we not doing that, or what's up?
现在情况发生了很多变化 So much has changed since we last spoke.
我看得出来 Yeah, obviously.
具体发生的事等会儿再说 It's a lot to catch up on, okay?
先说 你或许有办法 But first, do you maybe know any ways
阻止那只怪物吗 we might be able to stop that thing?
我还真是 有个办法 Well, I actually might have something.
在眼前那只怪物的脚下跟我碰面 Meet me at the leg of the thing we're all looking at.
好吧 酷 Right? Cool.
出发 Let's go!
跳舞吧 朋友们 We're dangling, baby!
咱们好像还没打赢呢 Yep, this is not triumphant at all.
滴我嘴上了 Agh, it hit my lip!
纽约 纽约 New York, New York!
我来了 宝贝 I'm here, baby!
你们以为哥斯拉来了吗 Y'all thought it was gonna be Godzilla?
不对 Nah!
好 来吧 瞄准 你行的 拉斐 Okay, let's go. Eye of the tiger. You got this, Raph.
闭上一只眼 我听说有用 Close one eye. I heard that helps.
别说话 Shut up.
一定要打准啊 Don't screw this up.
什么玩意儿 What the hell?
成功了 我们真的做到了 We did it. We actually did it.
打到了 I think I got it.
成功了 对吧 We're good, right?
就这样吗 一匹马 不要也罢 That's it? One little horse? I don't need that horse.
你好像是没打中他 You're clearly not shooting him.
你们在自寻死路 It looks like y'all want to die now.
这跟我预想的不一样 This isn't going good.
看我爪子会对她说什么 What did the claw say to the face?
打 "Smack!"
洛克斯代迪 兄弟 Rocksteady! Buddy!
蒙多 Mondo!
不要紧 还能再长 你瞧 It's okay. It grows back. See?
米开 Mikey! Mikey!
多纳 Donnie!
谢了 哥们 Thanks, bro.
其他人呢 Where are the others?
不知道啊 I don't know!
爸爸呢 艾普呢 Where's Dad? Where's April?
他一会儿就没有车砸了 He's gonna run out of cars eventually.
停车场
不是吧 Oh, come on!
你们喜欢这些汽车吗 You like these rides right here?
奔驰E级车 别啊 Oh, the Mercedes E Class, no!
是普锐斯 还好 That one's a Prius. It's okay.
特斯拉 车主一定会气死 A Tesla! Somebody's mad about that.
甩掉他了吧 I think we lost him.
好疼啊 Ouch.
出其不意 Hit that from the back.
都还好吗 You good, guys?
巨型变种生物正在 Monstrous mutants are rampaging...
不 Oh, no.
纽约市区横冲直撞 through downtown New York.
问题在于 The only question is
是把他们活捉之后拿去实验 do we capture them for experimentation
还是直接捕杀 or kill them on sight? Taking calls...
刚刚收看本台节目的观众 If you're just joining us,
变种生物正在袭击纽约 mutants are attacking the city.
一大群怪物已经占领了 A rash of monsters in New York
纽约时报广场 is taking over Times Square.
我们不确定他们的身份 We don't know what they are,
但军方一定会采取行动 but there will be a military response.
威胁要瓜分纽约市的利益 Threatening to take a bite out of the Big Apple.
报道显示造成大范围的破坏和混乱 Reports indicate widespread destruction and chaos.
我只想说 我讨厌变种生物 One thing I know: I hate mutants!
许多人目睹了乌龟们 Sightings of the turtles
在纽约市区一路造成混乱 and the mess they leave in their path
非常令人不安 have been greatly disturbing.
是乌龟 It's them!
我觉得 我们的心愿达不成了 I don't think this is gonna go down how we wanted it to.
人类 讨厌我们 They... hate us.
把我们当恶棍 They think we're villains.
不 更坏 No. Worse.
他们把我们当怪物 They think we're monsters.
永远不会喜欢我们 We're never gonna be normal.
听着 兄弟们 Look, guys,
艾普说得对 April was right.
我们的出发点错了 We were doing this for the wrong reasons.
我们只想成为英雄 I know we only wanted to be heroes
然后被人类接纳 to be accepted.
但即使我们永远不会被接纳 But even though it looks like we'll never be accepted,
我们还是应该努力成为英雄 I still think we should try to be heroes.
怎么做呢 But how?
之前的计划都失败了 Every plan we've had has failed.
计划 你在担心没有计划 Plan? You're complaining we don't have a plan?
米开 你比任何人都擅长什么 你最拿手的 Mikey, what do you do better than anyone, even Mark Ruffalo?
随机应变 Improvise.
这行不通的 It's impossible.
人类与巨型怪物的 Says the guy who has read more comics
战斗漫画看得最多的人 居然说这种话 where people are fighting giant monsters than anyone on Earth!
我是看过 但你一定有办法 I have, but... You must be able to think of a way
能阻止这种事情 to stop something like that.
对啊 进击的巨人 Of course! Attack on Titan!
巨型怪物虽然凶猛 但也有弱点 Giant monsters attack, and they have one weakness...
弱点就是后颈 on the backs of their necks.
对 而且他的气孔就在后颈 Yes, and the blowhole is exactly that.
有了 That's it.
如果我们能把这个放进他的气孔 If we can get this thing into that thing's blowhole,
流入他的血液 it'll go into its bloodstream.
就能逆转怪物的变异 I bet it'll demutanize it.
太棒了 逆转怪物的变异 There you go! Demutanize the big monster!
拉斐 该你上场了 And, Raph, it's time to go loud.
我吗 Loud?
就是你 现在全靠你了 Real loud. As loud as you've ever gone.
把你的愤怒转化为力量 Use that rage of yours to help us.
好 没问题 Okay, I will!
回头得带你看心理医生 We got to get you into therapy.
就在刚才 You know, just then,
我第一次觉得 for the first time in your life,
你不像个废物 you didn't sound lame.
而是像个老大 You actually sounded like a leader.
真的吗 I do?
真的 我有老大的风范 Oh, I do! I sound like such a leader!
我太厉害了 Holy crap, that's so dope!
当我没说 And you ruined it.
大干一场吧 Let's do this!
我这顶头盔真是买值了 Dear Lord, this helmet was a good investment.
变种人袭击！
警惕所有变种人！
六频道演播室
休想再造谣 Not on my watch.
快跑 情况不妙 非常不好 Okay, not great. Not great at all.
很不好 Very bad.
刚刚收看本台节目的观众 If you're just joining us,
突发新闻
一支变种军团 an army of mutants
变种大乱斗
似乎是由四个乌龟人领导 that appears to be led by four turtle men
正带领巨型鲸鱼怪物攻击纽约市 is attacking the city with a giant whale monster.
继续拍 我知道实情 Keep rolling! I got the real story!
我是艾普·奥尼尔 April O'Neil here, and...
艾普·奥尼尔 下面报道 April O'Neil here, reporting live
来自现场的最新消息 with new and confirmed information.
变种大乱斗
苍蝇怪物袭击纽约 A fly monster is attacking the city,
但是青少年乌龟人 but the turtle teens,
与老鼠人 疣猪 蝠鲼 鳄鱼 along with the rat, warthog, stingray, crocodile,
蝙蝠 青蛙 蜥蜴和蟑螂女士 bat, frog, lizard and cockroach lady
正在英勇地与苍蝇怪物战斗 are in fact fighting against the monster
就是为了拯救纽约 in an attempt to save New York.
巨型怪物很邪恶 The giant monster is bad,
但是其他变种生物都很善良 but the mutants you see here are in fact good!
抱歉 我以为我现在已经不会再吐了 Sorry. I really thought I got past that.
那是我过去的事 That's a thing from my past.
好了 我刚才说到 Anyway, as I was saying...
哇 Whoa!
爸爸 你居然还会说臭虫的语言 Whoa, Dad, you speak the same language as Scumbug?
我们其实有很多共同点 We actually have a lot in common.
我深深地迷上了她 I'm really attracted to her.
太恶心了 Oh, that's gross.
多纳 你不应该开车的 Donnie, you should not be driving.
对不起 老爸 Sorry, Dad.
开就开了吧 去那儿 But since you are, go there!
我是纽约之王 I'm the king of New York!
- 喔嗬 - 好漂移 - Whoo- hoo! - That slide!
好啊 Cowabunga!
抓到了 Gotcha.
爸爸 Dad!
好了 别挣扎了 结束了 That's it! You are done. It's over.
你们阻止不了我 You ain't never gonna stop me.
人类也永远不会喜欢你们 因为人类烂透了 And humans are never gonna like you because humans suck!
乌龟壳真硬啊 These shells are hard.
像捏开心果一样 I'ma snap you like a pistachio.
好疼啊 我说过我临死前 This sucks! I know I said your faces were the last things
最不想看到你们 I wanted to see before I die,
但真到了要死的时候 but now that we're actually about to die,
我最想看到你们了 there's nothing I'd rather be looking at.
真是太感人了 That was so heartfelt.
- 我要哭了 - 爱你 兄弟 - I'm crying. - Love you, bro.
孩子们 不要 Boys, no.
见鬼 这破龟壳硬死了 Damn, these shells are hard!
噢 不 Oh, no. No.
你还好吗 Hey, are you okay?
需要帮助吗 Do you need help?
是他 It's him!
他是和乌龟一起的 He's with the turtles!
那些乌龟人其实是好人 Those turtles are not the bad guys.
他们是一群勇敢的青少年 They're actually teenagers
正在和伙伴们一起与巨型怪物战斗 and fighting against the giant monster.
我了解真相 I have the whole story.
呃 先生 要帮忙吗 Uh, sir, you need help?
是的 Yes. Yeah.
送你去医院还是找兽医 We'll go to the hospital Or a veterinarian.
不用了 No, no.
我得把这个给我的孩子们 I must get this to my boys.
交给我 I got this.
是人类 在帮我们 Hey, the humans! They're helping us!
- 真的吗 - 真的 - Really? - Yes!
不 这不可能 Oh, no, they ain't!
上来 我们走 Hop on! Let's go!
跳 跳 跳 Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
我是布朗克斯区的出租车司机 Hey! I'm a cabbie from the Bronx!
交给我吧 How 'bout that?
送到怪物那里 Get that to the monster!
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
瞧 我也能帮得上忙 Look, I'm being helpful!
我真强 Wow, I'm strong.
接住了 Gotcha!
拿走这个袋子 拜托了 Someone take this bag, please!
人类 剩下的交给我吧 Hey, human. Got it from here, bro.
看我现在就把你揍扁 I'll mess you up right here and right now.
哇 没中 Whoa! Missed me. Whoa.
别怕 有我呢 Don't worry, I got you.
蒙多 滑溜溜的臭壁虎 Hey, Mondo, you slippery lizard!
- 激光鱼 - 拿到了 - Yay, Fillet! - I got it!
听说你们要这个 I heard you need this.
快点 Come on!
噢 该死 停下 Ow, man! Dang! Stop!
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
不好 Damn!
扔过来 Throw it over!
拿到了 Got it!
喔嗬 Whoo- hoo!
米开 接着 Mikey, catch!
哇 喔 Whoa! Whoo!
飞过去了 Comin' in hot!
你们这回死定了 Y'all done screwed up now!
拉斐 Raph!
- 莱昂 - 我来 - Leo! - Got it!
该死 Damn!
你们以为打败我了吗 想都别想 You think this is the end of me? You know what?
啊 Huh?
神龟 神龟 Turtles! Turtles!
这是 怎么回事 What the... What is this?
梦想成真了 It's happening!
终于迎来了这一刻 It's actually happening!
那些乌龟没事 Hey, them turtles are all right.
签在宝宝身上 Sign my baby!
我们再次进行现场报道 Again, we're reporting live
镜头面前是变种英雄乌龟 with footage of the mutant hero turtles
他们在大破坏前夕拯救了纽约 who saved New York in a story broken by Av...
等一下 你叫什么名字 Wait, what's your name?
艾普·奥尼尔 April O'Neil.
是艾普·奥尼尔 That's April O- apostrophe- Neil.
不是“喷吐妞” Not "Puke Girl."
若再那样叫我 滚一边去 If you ever call me "Puke Girl," bite me.
我已经不吐了 是啊 'Cause I did it! Yeah! Whoo!
我很珍惜在这个年纪遇到你 You know, it's hard to meet other mutants my age.
激光鱼 Ray Fillet
我要把这段发到网上 Can't wait to add that to my footy.
一整套阿基拉漫画书 The entire Akira original set?
我拿了哦 Don't mind if I do.
应该摆在这儿 The couch should go here.
沙发明明应该靠着墙 I pictured the couch against the wall.
那样太普通了 That's so basic!
才不普通 That's not basic!
家人们 开花洋葱来了 Ay, mateys, Blooming Onion coming right up.
这味道和口感简直一绝 That is outstanding.
我真不敢相信 你们要上学了 I cannot believe it. Your first day of school!
记住 随时可以打电话回来 Just remember, you can call anytime you want.
要是害怕了 If you get scared,
纽约到处都有下水道 there are sewers all over the city.
直接跳进去 Just hop in a sewer!
想回家就回家 You can come home anytime.
有人欺负你们 就告诉我 If anyone messes with you, call me.
我替你们出头 I will kick their butt.
她会把坏人吃掉的 And she will eat what's left.
我们不会有事的 老爸 We'll be fine, Dad.
对 别担心 我们能行 Yeah, don't worry. We're ready for this.
我们都准备好了 We've been ready.
放心吧 你早就教过我们了 Trust us. You've prepared us for this.
好吧 我为你们感到骄傲 All right. I'm proud of you boys.
我爱你们 I love you.
我们爱你 We love you.
爱你们 Love you too.
我也爱你哦 亲爱的 And I love you too, sweetie.
爸爸 你好恶心 Dad, really! That's gross!
去让人类见识一下 你们有多酷 Now go show them humans how cool you are.
欢迎返校
舞会回来了
我什么 不是 我就长这样 Do I what? No, no. That's tortoises.
- 伙计们 - 嘿 艾普 - Guys! - Hey, April!
你们来了真是太好了 Hey. I'm so happy you made it.
去转转看 Let me show you around.
好的 Oh, okay.
等等我 Yo, wait up.
艾普·女英雄
不要离开，后边还有哟！
嘿 大家好 Hey, hello!
我是多纳 我终于找到了我的团体 It's Donnie, and I have found my people.
把他整个对折 Fold him in half!
大家好 G'day, mate.
欢迎光临我的澳大利亚鞋店 Welcome to my Australian shoe store.
呃 有耐克鞋吗 Uh, do you have any Nikes?
没有 不过我这儿有澳大利亚版 No, but I do have the Australian version.
“爱克”鞋 Crikeys!
我是艾普·奥尼尔 April O'Neil here,
正在为“艾普今晚”做下一个大新闻 working on the next big story for "April Tonight."
莱昂 我说了多少次 要横拍 Leo, how many times... Landscape!
对 抱歉 我的错 Oh, yep, sorry. My bad.
宇宙技术研究所到底是什么 Who is TCRI,
变种生物背后的秘密行动组织 the shady black- ops organization behind the mutants?
遭遇袭击后 他们抛弃办公大楼而逃 Their offices abandoned after the mutant attack!
消失得无影无踪 Gone without a trace.
但是 我们一定会找到他们 But we will find them.
对 没错 一定会找到的 Yeah, that's real. Yeah, we will.
那个 艾普 舞会又正常举办了 Uh, hey, April, now that prom is back on,
你愿不愿意跟我 当我的 do you... I mean, do you maybe want to, well...
我没问题啊 莱昂 I'd love to, Leo.
你看起来好像要吐了 You looked like you were gonna puke there.
还差一点儿 I almost did.
我是这么打的 So the way I do it is, I go...
只是当舞伴 对吧 This is as friends, right?
什么 What?
好吧 Well...
现在看来寻找这些生物 it appears as though finding these creatures
比我想象的容易多了 will be easier than I thought.
但是想要把他们抓到手 Capturing them, on the other hand,
应该没那么简单 might prove difficult.
倒是有个办法 There is one option.
没错 我知道 Yes. I know.
给我去拿 Bring me...
粉碎机 the Shredder.